But it's only because you're messing up. Yes, thanks for the arctic blast from Canada, but it came a few too many days too late. I've endured the frigid cold outside for three days now knowing that a little snow was on the docket for this afternoon, but what do I see outside?
Tiny ice crystals being driven sideways in a brisk wind. Not the wet, fluffy snow that I had in mind. You can go ahead and retire to Florida now, but before you go, please send the arctic cold back up North. I think I'm done for this Winter.